Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Soooo... Lemons

If life gave me lemons, honestly, I would squirt the juice in some water and drink a cupful every day because my mom said it's healthy for you. What would you do?


If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

If life gives you lemons, too bad for you.

If life gives you lemons, life hates you.

If life gives you lemons, collect them and someday life will stop giving free lemons and you'll have the most lemons in the world.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at life.

If life gives you lemons, wonder how a metaphorical figure like life can produce the stability to fully materialize and give it to you.

If life gives you lemons, convert them into pure energy through nuclear fusion.

If life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemies' eyes.

If life gives you lemons, eat them, plant the seeds, grow a lemon tree, then, using the tree, grow a lemon orchard, sell your lemons, and become rich. Life doesn't like it when you use it's lemons.

If life gives you lemons, go find someone that life gave sugar to and make tasty lemonade.